Day 82: Sick, by Jasmine

These glasses remind me of sick on a number of levels: first, they are years old and I am filthy, so they're gross; second, the prescription is old and there are scratches on it, so I get headaches; third, when I have headaches or stuffy nose, the weight of them is far too heavy to handle. Like right now, I want to take them off of my little face and smash them for being so annoying.

(striped)

Day 81: Striped, by Jasmine

Striped Oreo things!

Day 80: Half, by Jasmine

'Bout half my face.

(pumpkin)

Day 79: Pumpkin, by Jasmine

This pumpkin decoration has been sitting on the floor since before last Halloween. That's right: we bought it for last Halloween, and never put it in the window.

Day 78: Party, by Jasmine

It's always a party when the cats and I are here! (Jack is burrowed in the ivory-colored blanket.)

Day 77: Shirt, by Jasmine

For those of you who read my blog, you already know that I love Josh Groban, and Josh Groban loves plaid. You'll also know that I've forgone wearing plaid because I think I look like a man when wearing it. But I saw this plaid shirt at Target and just went ahead and bought it. I don't look like a man at all, do I?

Day 76: Rake, by Jasmine

Remember when I said I only brush my hair, like, once a week? Well, sometimes during that week, I'm overcome with the need to brush it; that need is usually when a brush isn't around, so I settle for rake-ing through with my fingers.

Day 75: Step, by Jasmine

This is the top step. Obviously, the cats fucking hate it.

Day 74: Walrus, by Jasmine

A blurry-ish version of Paul McCartney's Hofner Bass for Beatles Rock Band. You all know he was the walrus, right?

Day 73: Wired, by Jasmine

I am so wired, I'm not even sure what some of these are for. And don't you love the dust and fur?

Day 72: Change, by Jasmine

I was looking for a change and thought today was the perfect day to do it! Dyed my hair red(der) and cut my hair short(er).

Day 71: Fruit, by Jasmine

We don't like fruit.

Day 70: Sauce, by Jasmine

We like hot sauce.

Day 69: Weather, by Jasmine

Agnes enjoying the weather through the screen window.

Day 68: Annoying, by Jasmine

"Most of your ideas are far too ambitious, fantastical, complicated, or just plain weird to be picture books or easy readers." Yeah? Well, you're annoying.

Day 67: Games, by Jasmine

I didn't bring my shmancy camera to the Phillies game yesterday, so I settled for taking this shot when I got home. I tied the "rally towel" around my neck because I was terrible at swinging it around in circles. It's tougher than it looks, man!

Day 66: Claw, by Jasmine

Here's me failing at taking a closeup shot of one of the cat's claw shavings.

(bedhead)

Day 65: Bedhead, by Jasmine

Honestly, dudes, every time you see me I have bedhead. I only brush my hair before washing it, which is about once a week. I'm a hippy, obviously.

Day 64: Time, by Jasmine

I am obsessed with clocks and time. I want huge clocks all over my dream house, telling me what time it is all around the world.

P.S. I suck, you guys! I couldn't find my chord to upload any pictures this past week. I'm convinced one of the cats took it because I found it sticking out from under the couch. I'm sure I didn't put it there.

sexy, palm, retro, unfortunate, stain, zombie

Day 63: Zombie, by Jasmine

Oddly enough, I've begun the process of writing a screenplay about a girl who dies and comes back as a not-so-stupid-and-scary zombie. I've been listening to lots of girl groups of the '60s as inspiration.