You know when you go for a walk at night and some guy with a crazy-determined look on his sweat-shined face and earphones pumping motivational rock runs past you at speed? Well underneath that guy's shirt he might have The Simpsons brand band-aids on his nipples to prevent chafing. Just saying.
if i didn't end up with the creepy crawlies, i would enjoy observing bugs go about their business almost as much as i enjoy people watching... this is what i found underneath a rock in the yard...